Two Wives and a Baby
An idiotic lesbian married couple talk about their day to day lives, including their various health issues, dictator of a toddler and what they're going to have for dinner. Sporadically recurring segments, like "What's in the News" and "What Flaps Watched on 20/20" also happen. Guests of no consequence call in to discuss the minutia of their lives. The show is as mundane as it is profound. And always entertaining.
Episodes
10 episodes
Sunday Kind of Cat
In this episode we're joined by a special guest, Dr. Pony, who has come all the way from an undisclosed location specifically to attend a series of children's birthday parties. We kick things off with some light banter about the festivities and...
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Season 2
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Episode 5
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39:42
Cory Booker's Diaper
In this episode, we delve into the quirks of office life, sharing Poppy's struggles with lunchtime mouth sounds and the phenomenon of misophonia. She recounts the antics of her cubicle neighbor "Phelps," who disruptively tried to swim during lu...
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Season 2
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Episode 4
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37:31
The Oxford Comma
In this episode our lively discussion blends humor and camaraderie as we share workplace stories and the challenges of creating a podcasting glossary. We introduce a new segment, "Let's Get Intellectual," where we define the word "chiaroscurist...
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Season 2
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Episode 3
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31:38
Prozac Cat
In this episode, we tackle the challenges of January amidst personal upheaval and sociopolitical chaos. Our playful musings, inspired by an inflatable Trump, serve as coping mechanisms while we share adventures involving our dramatic cat, ...
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Season 2
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Episode 2
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32:26
Church Rage & The Baldwin Family
Poppy and Flaps recover from the holiday chaos and dive into 2025. They discuss fluctuating listenership, urban frustrations with holiday tourism in New York City, and another police encounter. The discussion veers into Flaps' cringe-worthy pin...
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43:18
Poppy Faces Vape Charges
Poppy shares a rather alarming encounter with the NYPD. The conversation meanders through Poppy's various run-ins with authority, painting a picture of her life filled with humorous confrontations and cerulean moments that most urban dwellers m...
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Season 1
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Episode 5
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46:20
Flooded Basement
We chat with Dr. Shining Pony, a renowned scientist famous for discovering a new amoeba species in the North Pole. The lively conversation includes humorous takes on relationship terms and intimate moments with televisions and important landmar...
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34:29
Flaps McGee's Requiem in FML Minor
In this episode, we unpack the emotional aftermath of the November 6, 2024 election results, where Trump's victory has reignited feelings reminiscent of 2016. With raw honesty, we confront the cultural misogyny that shapes our political landsca...
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Season 1
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Episode 3
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